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vendredi 16 février 2018

Akzle’s Policy Page, Discussion / Q&A

Obviously, you should vote akzle just because. But I thought i'd get a bit more formal on it. Will update as I think of it.

Transport and Licensing
- All driver licenses are null and void effective immediately. (Everyone must re-sit under new framework)
- Motorcyclists are exempt from all traffic legislation.
- The penalty for most traffic infrigngements will be having the car crushed, regardless of the registered person.
- Driver licensing will be done in two stages, not three :- Learner; Driver
- “Full licenses” will be of four classes and based on competency:
P – Professional, Trained, Truck, Taxi Drivers
A – The best civillian classification
B – Intermediary civillian classification
C – The lowest civillian classification
- Two optional plates available for people who don’t wish to advertise their competency (or lack of):
W – People with a vagina will be eligible for a W(oman) plate
E – People over 60 will be eligible for an E(lederly) plate
Conditions attached to plate classes
A, P – Has free use of the roads, speed limits do not apply.
B – Limited to the current speed limits and single-digit state highways.
C – Limited to the municipal boundaries where they live.
-Every driver must carry their own plates (similar to L plates) and affix them to the vehicle they’re driving.
- If drivers are observed behaving in a manner below their plate, they may be shot.
- Courier drivers must wear a a shock collar. Remote controls available for A and P holders.
- In the first instance: red lights will trigger tyre spikes, anyone who gets spiked will be responsible for all costs involved.
- Anyone being the “nose” in nose-to-tail accidents will be crushed.

Medicine, Health &c
- All drugs are legal, effective immediately.
- Synthetic drugs will be assessed and phased out where apropriate.
- The government will farm and refine all medicinal products insofar as possible.
- Anyone may grow their own medicine.
- Everyone incarcerated for drug offences will be eligible to apply to have their case reviewed, with a view to release.
- “Fat” is no longer a medical problem and no help will be available for fatasses.

Miscellany
- jews (having the definition: lawyers, bankers, investment brokers and anyone who profits from usury, debt &c) may be hunted for sport from July through June. Hunting permits available from DOC.

Law and Order
- “Castle law” will be implemented – anyone thieving may be shot by anyone.
- Police will be re-vetted with a view to getting rid of the dickheads.
- Police will be trained to carry and use firearms.


Akzle’s Policy Page, Discussion / Q&A