You're going to stick your finger where ... !?

Trip to the doctor on Friday resulted in my doctor knowing parts of me even better than Mrs Oakie knows them. Let's just say that a latex glove and lots of lube was involved. Oh ... and after the dreaded 'finger', what my doctor referred to as 'a telescope' was also used.

The news was positive but I just want to say guys that if a rectal digital exam is in your future, don't worry about it. It's not all that bad. (not fun ... not enjoyable ... but no worse than a recent dump).

And I'll neve forget the moment when my dear doctor with half a finger up my bum said ... "now just relax." Sure!

You're going to stick your finger where ... !?